So Mr. Konrath has teamed up once again with Mr. Crouch for another of my divine Jack Daniels books
Hello my Worshipers...I have been gone for a while...
How are you all? How what the turkey??? Mine was fantastic...went to FireDaddy's station as he was working...kids terrorized the workout room and let me be. All was divine....let's back track though shall we???
As some of my regulars (sounds like a brothell) know...EYM and I have become 5k ....participates?? We have been trying to hit one a month...can I just say..EYM has lost 20lbs and looks even more glorious ...(who knew that was possible)?
Here is a sample of our Facebook entries regarding the evening before Turkey Trot :
Golden Gardens... Tomorrow... Thunderstorms and wind?? Turkey Trot... Beware of EYM and our Lifeforceeeee! Fyi... This will suck.
ME: i own the coffee and bailey's in a seedy bar after.. cold..morning...I feel my resistance failing....aaaaaaakkk
EYM: SHUT UP TODD....
ME: we friggin have to!!!! Tdalish will NEVER stop picking on us if we don't.......we will find someone who irritates you that you can mock....wear ur cape...you'll feel better(Please refer to Hellrun blog entry)
EYM: Im going to lay out my stuff right now
ME: don't go to the site...they just posted design of shirt....dear God.
FireDaddy: your ficken cape!
ME: ficken???? Tdalish.....sttttoooppp
Needless to say...we did it..we showed...way to damn early...we cursed..we planned on cheating through people's yards...but considering this neighborhood looked like IKEA blew up...we knew the cops would be called. When we got there - I would say there was 20 peeps? Within the next 90 minutes...it went to 2,000 peeps. EYM is doing couch to 5k...last March when this nonsense began, it took her a hour...her time was 37 min and I felt like a proud Mama!! So praise away the Goddess EYM.
Well done soldier, well done.
ME....Turkey Trot 2011...EYM tends to take the MOST unattractive photo's of me...geez..
Now...on to my review...........
If you would kindly refer to my previous J.A. Konrath review that would be helpful...done yet??