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Friday, December 16, 2011

I am trying...I am ....Xmas is coming and stress is on....I can't be the only sourpuss can I??

The cat looks victimized......


Well, even though I suffer through this...season of forced joy...I am here with 2 books to review....



Creepy cover...CREEPY!!!!!!!
 
So here we go....... First book is WIDOWMAKER by Cristyn West and Elena Grey......The book revolves around a film called Terror in the Tree's...kind of a Sundance Film Festival of Horror...People are coming out of theatre bleeding...parts missing..gross descriptions that's all I can say....

A FBI guy Derek Boulder, is working the case. His ex fiance is Jill Conner , a PR gal for film production. She basically is responsible for making movie folks feel more entitled then they already are.....

Last time our main characters met up - was when Jill ran off from wedding a few years previously. So for all you smutty romantics out there , the book has the tension that you all enjoy...with out the irritating swashbuckling pirate ...who tries to swash the heroine out of her buckle...

The gore is gory for all you sickos...the dialogue is catchy and keeps you interested. Again...book snobs...this is a fun read...FUN..remember when reading was fun???!!!!! There are monsters...villains..(seriously weird ones)..and sit down..THIS WOULD NOT HAPPEN IN REAL LIFE...IT'S NOT REALISTIC...beat you to it you English Garden pains in the ......where was I?

Book is high paced...the anxious characters are high strung..villains are nutty...and snotty women make you want to hiss and say..." Byiatch...plzzzz...."...

So call your annoying relatives...claim near death disease and LOAD UP the kindle or whatever impostor of kindle your using...and start reading...lights on people.

  


I know...I didn't know what to think either...stick with it...

Book number two...........

FULL BODY CONTACT...now...Book Cover Queen that I claim to be...the cover was a bit of a turn off...I was concerned that this was some sort of ,"toss em in the cage and see what happens!!"..This book is by the same authors as WIDOWMAKER..and I thought it was FAANTASTIC.

Gentleman on cover is a Travis Dekker ..a MMA fighter. Which I could tell you I know what the hell that is but I would be lying...I don't...but it is some sort of martial arts, fighting sport..Frankly, anything past kicking a ball or running in a straight line with nun's reffing the game..I just don't get...no way in hell would Sr. Joanne have reffed this...she would have been one of the fighters!! I didn't say that ...I didn't....Back to story....This Travis fellow has a record of criminal activity..there have been some bodies found that he happens to have some sort of affiliation with...

In comes Alexis Reed, detective..her Dad was former police chief so she already has a tough time at work...
She goes undercover and takes lessons from this Dekker fellow..Honestly, I had a hard time liking him...he was sort of scary and BOSSY...and FireDaddy will tell you...I can't do bossy...Byiatch..plzzzzz. However, Alexis is somewhat attracted in a ," He's hot, but I may die" kind of way.

I liked this book for two reasons. Those who know me , know I can not take smoochy books...that's right...back to swashbuckling pirates..thigh high boot wearing vampires (Anita..I know you can hear me) I scream and say, "Eeeewww...snort ..snort"...This book was not like that. Dialogue was less than friendly and not many compliments were given between the characters..Surrounding characters were cops and bad guys..and they fit in with the story well...

Second reason I liked this book...Alexis got her ass kicked!! That's right...My fear was she would come into the lesson and be some sort of She-Ra that can kick ass and not smear her eyeliner...she was bruised , battered and soooore...how great was that??

So for you prude's out there...there was one big sex scene..that I did snort once..not because it wasnt' well done, it's because I resort to a 12 yr old Jr High girl when I read that...and I fear FireDaddy will try to read over my shoulder...and the teasing...omg ..the teasing I would have to endure...

Have to say..the ending threw me..did not see it coming..at all. ..This was a fun read.....a addictive, ignore the fam read...Load up my Worshipers...prices are cheap...

As for these authors...they look like lovely,sweet and attractive women. Attractive women that think up some heinous ways of being killed...they have my email...should I be concerned???




2 comments:

  1. I've read the Widowmaker.. fabulous... I'll check out the other... your reviews are fabulous and make me laugh so much ( that'll be $20 for the positive comment please).. seriously tho- I'll read and we can discuss...thanks for keeping me entertained!

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